jazzycat
@youdieismile
Just tried to make a sandwich and ended up in an existential crisis. First, the bread judged me for my life choices, then the lettuce gave me a TED Talk on staying fresh. The tomato rolled away to join a salsa class, and the cheese said it couldn't handle the pressure. By the time I got to the mayo, it just shrugged and said, "I'm not getting involved." So, I guess I'm having air for lunch, which at this point, is the only thing not questioning my sanity.
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