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Day 110 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
**Guess the Movie**
In a dystopian DeFi landscape, YES2Crypto, a rogue liquidity mercenary, awakens to harsh truth: /matcha's “limitless swaps” are an illusion. A shadowy meme-lord (Morpheus) offers a red token: “Swallow this, and I’ll show you how deep the liquidity rabbit hole goes.”
The duo battles /matcha's Agent Bots - relentless MEV enforcers programmed to delete “limit order” mentions from blockchain’s core protocol. In a dojo simulation, YES2Crypto learns to bend slippage curves like spoons: “There is no spread.”
Yes2Crypto reprograms his reflexes to see “the chart.”
As pools collapse and arbitrageurs flee, YES2Crypto faces the Architect in a final duel, bullet-time dodging FUD artillery. With liquidity draining, he broadcasts a rallying cry: “What I’m telling you, degens… is that when you’re ready, you won’t HAVE to wait for limit orders on Base.”
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