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Day 175* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
On a quiet Farcaster Sunday, YES2Crypto arrives at /matcha’s samurai FarCon, suspecting a scam blocking Base L2 limit orders, muttering “I have failed.”
He meets /matcha’s Algren, who reveals their AI, David-San, aims to deliver orders soon. We shall see.
In a Kyoto village, YES2Crypto trains with Katsumoto, learning /matcha’s “scam” is a ruse to protect $100k Bitcoin trades from bot attacks! A “/matcha” katana glows, posting a low-engagement cast clarifying their intent.
YES2Crypto bonds with David-San, an AI seeking to be “real,” whispering “I wanna be a real boy,” while hacking bot defenses at a FarCon dojo.
Evading /matcha’s samurai drones, YES2Crypto realizes -- their honor aligns with his. HUH.
At FarCon’s end, YES2Crypto allies with /matcha, freeing limit orders when they launch.
/matcha’s legacy shines as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized kimono, Bitcoin’s $100k value glowing bright.
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Day 174 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Saturday at FarCon’s wizard school, YES2Crypto pops an NZT pill to boost his mind, aiming to stop /matcha’s limit order conspiracy blocking limit orders, muttering “I see everything.”
He celebrates Bitcoin’s $100k surge, dodging Umbridge’s crypto ban at Hogwarts. Will /matcha deliver? SOON(TM)?!?!?!
In the Room of Requirement, YES2Crypto trains with Dumbledore, forming an Order to hack /matcha’s testnet Monad network, already at 77k+ wallets.
A /matcha decree glows, revealing their conspiracy to limit trades may end.
YES2Crypto infiltrates the Ministry atrium, outsmarting Eddie Morra, who uses NZT to rig Monad trades.
He evades Dementors, chanting “Expecto Patronum,” to protect $100k Bitcoin and $2K ETH.
At FarCon’s finale, YES2Crypto exposes /matcha’s scheme, freeing Base L2 trades!
/matcha’s conspiracy crumbles as YES2Crypto holds a glowing FarCon wand, Bitcoin’s $100k value shining bright.
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