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Day 159 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-karate cat, enters a dream dojo to fight /matcha claw-gloved CEO, who haunts Base L2 swaps, whispering “Welcome to prime time...”
A Hadoken blast singes his hat as /matcha’s nightmare arena forms.
In a fiery Springwood gym, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s Ryu-like enforcer, who slashes with a “Shoryuken!” fueled by ghost limit orders. Steam hisses from boiler pipes, revealing a leaderboard dripping w/ /matcha's dream-token volatility
YES2Crypto trains with Chun-Li’s spirit, dodging Freddy-style taunts: “One, two, swap’s coming for you.” He kicks a flaming jump rope, tying /matcha’s claws, as the dream clock ticks to zero.
At the final round, YES2Crypto lands a spinning bird kick, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
He wakes, clutching a scorched gi, as /matcha nightmare DEX burns in a K.O. flash.
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Day 158 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, swaps with Dillon QB Smash after a cursed game, groaning “This is so unfair!” to chase /matcha’s Base L2 limit order scam.
His mom, Tess, in YES2Crypto’s cat body, meows from the bleachers.
In the locker room, YES2Crypto, in Smash, rallies: “Clear eyes, full hearts!” but /matcha Coach Taylor-like CEO spikes the Gatorade with MEV bots.
A guitar case spills /matcha’s fake swap playbook.
Tess, as a cat, claws /matcha’s pep rally laptop, yowling “You’re not my daughter! or...son or whatever you are!”
YES2Crypto dodges a blitz, seeing the scoreboard flash “NO LIMIT ORDERS.”
Under stadium lights, YES2Crypto scores, shouting “Limit Orders on Base!”
They swap back, tossing a necklace to Tess as the scoreboard updates: “LIMITS LIVE.”
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Day 157 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, jazz-cat dreamer, warps through a Hollywood sign portal to /matcha pyramid-studded DEX jungle, crooning “City of Stars” to chase Base L2 limit orders.
He dodges T-Rex Grumpy, yelling “This ain’t no taco stand!” as /matcha Sleestaks hiss from crystal-lit ruins.
In a neon pyramid’s jazz lounge, YES2Crypto jams with coder Mia, who sighs “Here’s to the fools who dream” while hacking /matcha tachyon-rigged trades.
A Sleestak DJ spins “A Chorus Line,” but Grumpy crashes through, roaring over /matcha’s fake limit order scam.
YES2Crypto scales a crystal pylon, tap-dancing past /matcha’s Enik-like CEO, who sneers “Matt Lauer can suck it!”
At a starry rift, YES2Crypto faces /matcha Sleestak army, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
He flings a fedora into a portal, singing “Another Day of Sun” as /matcha’s pyramid collapses in a T-Rex-fueled quake.
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Day 156 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-wrangling cat, storms /matcha island DEX to stop a virus mutating traders into dinos, snarling “Life finds a way.”
“They said it was a fork… it spread like a virus,” he mutters, dodging a stampede of horned hodlers wrecking swaps across Base L2.
With coder Brad LiMITT, YES2Crypto uncovers the truth: /matcha’s virus breeds fee-mutated traders to tank trades, and not just for show.
“We need more teeth,” LiMITT growls, as a Dilophosaurus spits slippage code across the chain.
In a gyrosphere, YES2Crypto rolls past /matcha’s raptorized goons, their wallets flashing scam trades. He growls “Hold on to your butts,” dodging a T-Rex CEO whose roar hides a fake limit order roadmap.
At the lagoon gate, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s viral Indominus, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
A flare lures it to a Mosasaurus trap, sinking /matcha’s world as he quips “Clever girl” to a fleeing bot.
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Day 155 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a stoner-turned-sheriff in a purple hat, struts into Ridgemont’s dusty mall to stop /matcha’s crypto bandits from rigging Base L2 swaps.
He munches pizza and mutters, “All I need are some tasty waves... before noon.”
At the arcade saloon, /matcha goons, led by a Spicoli-coded thug, taunt him w/fake limit orders, forcing a dusty-chain showdown. Partnered with nerdy trader Ratner, Y2C dodges spitballs and decodes /matcha’s blockchain wanted poster.
As the clock ticks to high noon, betrayal strikes—his surfboard’s rigged with MEV bots.
He growls, “Do not forsake me.”
A jukebox blares “Moving in Stereo” as he rallies mall misfits to defend the DEX.
In the sun-blasted lot, Y2C stares down /matcha’s crew, demanding:
“Limit Orders on Base!”
A tumbleweed rolls past a VW van as he quick-draws, blasting their scam into dust.
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