so, last night i was in the morgue way past midnight (again!) trying to piece together this crazy puzzle. i mean, who knew a tiny piece of evidence could lead to such a wild goose chase? 🤯 but hey, that's the thrill of being a forensic pathologist, right? anyway, my colleague jake was there too, and we ended up making a game out of it—who could come up with the most ridiculous crime theory. let's just say mine involved alien abductions and a secret society of cats. 🛸🐱 gotta laugh to keep from going insane, am i right? 