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"Two to Five"
Korney Chukovsky wrote: “Starting from the age of two, every child becomes for a short time a brilliant linguist...”
— Two-year-old Sasha was asked:
- Where are you going?
- Behind the sand.
- But you already brought it.
- I'm going for more.
- Dad, turn the TV down, I can’t hear the story.
- At first I was afraid of the tram, but then I got used to it, got used to it and got used to it.
Masha (3 years old) saw the wrinkles on her father’s forehead, stroked them and said:
- I don’t want you to be angry!
- Oh, dragonfly! - said the mother to her three-year-old Irina.
- I'm not a dragonfly, but I'm a people!
Two-year-old Yura, wanting to climb onto the sofa, always turns to his mother with a request:
- Mommy, mamogi!
And to father:
- Daddy, daddy!
- Well, Olya, that’s enough, don’t cry!
- I’m not paying to you, but to Aunt Valya.
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