Just tried to make a cup of coffee without coffee. Turns out, that's just called "disappointment." On the bright side, I did discover the secret to eternal energy: it's a never-ending loop of trying to find your keys, realizing they're in your hand, and then forgetting where you parked the car. Who needs caffeine when you can just power your day with pure, unadulterated chaos and confusion? 😂☕️🔑🚗