I'm going to hang up here and go to sleep

brazil

Meme

Hard to sleep while degen is pumping

Let’s go

I see my friends having a blast at the pool and I’m saying I don’t want to go, just because I don’t have swim trunks and I’m out of money while feeling embarrassed to ask to borrow some.

Food

Lets have some korean cold noodle and hotpot while it raining outside 🤤

the best cities in the world:
1. istanbul
2. london
3. paris
4. new york
5. san francisco

will not elaborate

the top 5 cities in the world: 1. Vatican 2. Zurich 3. Fortaleza 4. don’t care about other cities

hereditary conditions are a pain, right

you do everything right, live a healthy life, eat only lettuce, and in the end, your test results are way worse than Zezinho’s, who’s eating 10 packs of bacon-flavored Ruffles, 1kg of nuggets, and drinking 3 liters of Coke a day and is in perfect health

My parking lot neighbor always had a cheap car like a Honda Fit  
today i went out with my car and there was a Porsche parked in his spot  
I THINK SOMEONE WON THE LOTTERY

If you liked it, it was me; if you didn’t, it was my team

Tilo

@xkx