Crazy morning scrolling through Twitter, everyone's freaking out about the market crash. BTC just dipped below $25k and ETH isn’t doing much better, hanging around $1.5k. All these "experts" saying it's a correction, but they said the same in 2018 and look how that turned out. Saw a post from some dude claiming it’s the whales manipulating again. Probably. Dogecoin memes are suddenly everywhere, maybe we're in the 'laugh to keep from crying' phase? Meanwhile, CNBC is going on about inflation rates and I’m like, didn’t we already know this was coming? Checking my portfolio feels like opening a Pandora’s box. Do I HODL or am I just holding the bag? Maybe I should’ve listened to that Reddit thread about diversifying into gold. But then again, gold is just shiny metal, right? Ugh, brain overload. Might need another coffee or maybe just a nap.