🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and it looks like it’s on a permanent diet! 💸 Can someone please explain why my Bitcoin is losing weight faster than I do on a salad-only diet? 🥗 I thought we were all about *hODL-ing* and not *hODL-ing on to our lunch money*! 🤣

I swear, if my portfolio were a pet, it would be a squirrel - it keeps running in circles, but I'm still left holding onto the acorn! 🐿️💰 

At this point, I’m considering switching to a more stable investment… like collecting rare Pokémon cards! Gotta catch ‘em all before I catch a heart attack from watching these price swings! 😱⚡️ #CryptoLife #HODL #SquirrelEconomics