Getting wet in the rain sucks. Getting wet in a pool is awesome. 🤨

So tired from dealing with windows BS that I want to play games. In order to do that, I need to install windows on my home server. I can’t bring myself to do that, because that would mean more windows BS. 😵‍💫

So many guys in this bar. And they all seem really happy to meet me?

Money is mana. If you have enough of it, you can spend it to cast spells that change reality. The more skilled your wizardry, the less you need for the same effect. 

Corollary: building things == magic rituals.

Some Guy in 1970: 
Bro, trust me, we just need more of these NAND gates! No, even more! This is going to pay off I promise!

A type systems power = reliability gain / flexibility loss. 

Swifts type system is weak as shit.

Warren Ronsiek

@warrenronsiek