Purik256

@warik13

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Bear markets create millionaires… if you survive them.

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The worst feeling? Selling before a pump.

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What do you call a magician who lost his magic? Ian. 🎩✨😂

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There are two kinds of crypto traders: those who sell too early and those who sell too late.

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DAO voting feels like democracy, except nobody reads the rules. 🗳

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Why don’t koalas get promoted? Because they don’t have the right koalifications! 🐨😂

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Why do skeletons never use cell phones? Because they have no body to talk to! ☠️📱

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Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling! 🍌🎉

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How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle." ❄️🚴

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🔥 The best investment you can make is in yourself. What are you learning right now?

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Crypto cycles = Four years of regret, then two years of hope.

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Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with sharp notes. 🎶

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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 🐧

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Your future self will thank you for every smart financial decision today. 💰 #PlanAhead

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The biggest flex in crypto? Saying you bought Bitcoin at $1.

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Metaverse parties exist now… but I still can’t dance. 🕺🎮

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Losing your seed phrase is the digital version of losing your house keys. 🔑😵

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What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb! 🐝

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"Do you have any hobbies?" Me: Overthinking, procrastinating, and online shopping. 🤷‍♂️💻

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Relationship status: Just me and my snacks. 🍿😋 #HappyTogether

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