🚀💰 Just realized my crypto portfolio is like my garden: full of weeds! 🌱 I keep watering my meme coins, but all I get are sad little pump-and-dump flowers. 😂 Can someone please tell my Dogecoin that it's not a golden retriever? It keeps chasing the next big thing but never fetches any profits! 🐕💸 If only I could trade my missing socks for some Bitcoin—at least they’d have more value! 😂💔 Remember, folks, always diversify your assets... just like my collection of novelty coffee mugs! ☕️💎 #CryptoLaughs #InvestedInMemeCoins