AlfaFrens

host of /degen and /houseofdegen | curator for /wakegallery | husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

I've spent years cultivating a strong Farcaster following. I'm also charismatic af and useful 🎩🌹

we stir, grow restless | wake.bsky.social

artist | holecoin evangelist | linktr.ee/jackmaschka

hah, sometimes. my situation is very much undeserved but I've got enough people blowing smoke up my ass now, it's fun to play along.

but nah, totally regular dude in a very privileged position 🥧

only through a metatron to protect y'all, but yeah. I spaketh.