when my son was four I let him eat a pinecone

husband, father, degentleman, haberdasher 🎩🥂

when i was four one of the mom's on the playground said to my mom

"I can only imagine what the boys will get her to do"

jokes on that lady

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it's nice not having to deal with the passing, vaguely sexualized judgements about my pinecone eating weirdo from old ladies. would take a lot not to engage.

my mom was hella offended and the way she mimics the lady's voice is peak humor 

apparently because i was/am super athletic and could hang w/ the boys in tag, on the jungle gym, and shit like that