Farcastles

In a whimsical land where battles were more humorous than harmful, two wimpy armies from the North and South prepared for an absurd skirmish. The Northern army, a motley crew in patchwork armor made of mismatched fabrics, wielded twig swords and baking sheet shields. Facing them, the Southern army, clad in oversized sun hats and flowery robes, brandished pie tin shields and reed swords.

As they met in a flower-filled meadow, the "battle" began with playful antics. Northern soldiers slipped on dewy grass, flailing their twig swords, while Southern warriors launched volleys of dandelion fluff and tossed daisy chains as lassos. Laughter filled the air as snowballs, dandelion puffs, and flower petals flew.

The tale of this whimsical skirmish became legendary, a reminder that even the wimpiest armies could find strength in laughter and friendship, turning conflict into a celebration of life's simple joys.

!attack north

doesn't seem to have worked 😀 
!attack north