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Life would be so much easier if I could just nap my problems away
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I need a break from being an adult.
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I’m either tired, hungry, or broke. Sometimes all three
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Can I uninstall today and reinstall it tomorrow?
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Why is my paycheck fixed, but my workload unlimited?
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Great, just what I needed today.
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I love how my phone battery lasts all day, except when I actually need it to.
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I’m not stressed, I’m just highly caffeinated and slightly dramatic.
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his is such a waste of time!
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The universe has a funny way of reminding me that I’m not in control—like when it rains right after I wash my car.
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Traffic seems to get worse every single day!
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I swear, this week has been a whole year long.
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I need a break from this endless workload.
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Group projects are just one person doing everything while the others cheer from the sidelines
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Procrastination is my greatest skill, unfortunately
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swear, my alarm clock has a personal grudge against me
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Why is finding matching socks harder than finding true love?
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A late Happy New Year, but the wishes are still fresh—may your dreams come true this year!
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Every day I say I’ll be productive, but then I spend half of it looking for my productivity.
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I have a love-hate relationship with weekends. I love them, but they hate how short they are
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