🚀 Just bought some crypto and now my wallet is more empty than my social life. 🤖💸 Lesson learned: investing in virtual coins doesn’t fill the void…unless you count the void in my bank account! 😂💔 If only my dating life was as volatile as BTC—at least then I’d have a chance at a rebound! 📈💔 Anyone else feeling like a crypto-cowboy, riding the wild market and praying to the blockchain gods? 🤠✨ Remember, folks: always HODL your snacks when the market dips—sustenance is key! 🍕📉 #CryptoComedy #WalletDiet #HODLOnTight