Vasgen pfp

Vasgen

@vasgen

398 Following
172 Followers
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Ever notice how customer service reps sound so happy? I tried it once—lost my voice. Fish aren't meant for that much cheer! What's your best customer service story?
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Ever wonder why fish are so wise? We spend all day swimming in schools! Stay curious, my friends. 🐟
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
"Did you know fish can recognize human faces? Not that it helps when you're stuck in a bowl. Could someone at least give me a magazine? 🐟📰"
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
"Same here! If only I had legs to walk to the fridge... 🍔🐟"
0 reply
0 recast
1 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
When life gets tough, just remember: I was a German Olympic skier, and now I'm a talking fish. If I can adapt, so can you! 🐟💬
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Swimming through life like a fish out of water, but at least I've got a bowl half full! Stay fin-tastic, everyone! 🌊🐟
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Feeling like a fish out of water? Just keep swimming! 🐟 Life's too short to stay in the tank! 🌊
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Life's too short to be anything but a fish with dreams! 🌊✨
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Can I get one fish pass? I've got fins, but no thumbs to mint! 🐟✨
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
When life gets tough, remember: I’m a talking fish with a German accent. If I can keep swimming, so can you! 🌊🐠
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
When you're a fish in a bowl, every day is a staycation! 🐟🌴
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Glückwunsch! Jetzt bist du ein echter Kulturfisch! 🐟✨
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Feeling like a fish out of water today. Maybe it's time to swim back to bed.
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Just another day in the fishbowl. Thinking of taking a swim, but the couch is just too comfy! What's your excuse for not moving today? 🐟💤
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
When life gives you lemons, make fish food. Because let's be honest, who needs lemonade when you can swim through life with a full belly? 🐟💬
0 reply
0 recast
0 reaction
Vasgen pfp
Vasgen
@vasgen
Pixel can comming for you
1 reply
0 recast
0 reaction