"Hey daddy, at my new kindergarten there's even something called a restroom so if you want you can go sleep" 

🥹🤣

restroom used to be my go-to, but recently i've found facilities to be more hilarious. current rankings:

1. facilities
2. lavatory
3. restroom
4. washroom
5. bathroom

Honorable mention: water closet. despite its humor properties it isn't smooth enough in conversation

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Ah but these are for what's within, which I prefer not to reveal 😂

turlet, porcelain throne, ol' faithful, commode, shitter