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2700 $degen
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Bro you spoil me 300 $degen
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2001 $degen an inspiration
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🐐 🫶 You a real one ry guy Im gonna go to bed 44sleepeless hrs
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What a blessing it was Thanks man!
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Thanks for the kind words Mat! A few years from my own softball star! Nervous, excited, and everything in between…. Can’t wait to meet baby girl.
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For those that have been following…. Today is the day 🤰
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Sign me up 500 $degen
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Remember when we stayed up til 2am for allo reset?
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Just saw this Happy birthday dawg 3000 $degen for the bro bro
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Lmao hopefully just the former 1999 $degen
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Yessuh 1000 $degen
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Wife woke me up at 2am thinking it was happening…false alarm Then 5am thinking it was happening again…false alarm Went to doctor who confirmed…false alarm No baby today Good news is I’m getting an early taste of wake windows 😴
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Austin Powers…heckuva franchise
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I find you interesting 101 $degen
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👦🏼I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me 👩🏻‍⚕️He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. 👴🏻No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.
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I just rewatched the movie and it has aged well This makes daddy happy
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i agree 130 $farther and if that dont work 200 $degen
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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