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@tobystic

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Would you rather (with Value of Perfection Information) go into a romantic commitment with a 50% chance of a break up few months or years later or not go into it all ?
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I have not seen anyone use "So therefore" in a while. I mean usage as in the three dots .'. or is it from math? Or is it short-hand?
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I’m convinced women are procreating with this man to try their luck at a “genius” baby or some sort of desire for Union by association https://x.com/stclairashley/status/1890554279749951687?s=46&t=EWek8rBE92IiDdMAfPhoew
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I’m really curious and looking forward to unemployment numbers in Musk economy . The number of able, ready and willing to work that have been displaced must count for something, no ?
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The Merkle thing keeps triggering Adolf Merckle’s death, the billionaire that jumped in front of a train in ‘09 I just have to mute that word. Congratulations to @ted and @woj.eth but the human mind is just too incongruent
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If you are in a relationship but you are unhappy in it, I feel really bad for you today. That’s sad. You mean there’s something worse than being single today? 🤣😀
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Walmart 90 day return policy is just ridiculous. how did they come up with that number? It really irks me seeing people abuse it. I mean, tbh, that’s just changing your game console 4 times a year.
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Someone ought to come up with some form of insurance policies against serial first daters . Like a restaurant card that says if you come here for the third date, it’s gonna be on us . /ted
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Are you sure you weren’t planning on posting this on Facebook? Just curious 🤷🏾‍♂️ cos …
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When somebody volunteers information that sounds like an answer to a inquiry, I just reconstruct the question in my head and assume they are playing Mind Jeopardy.
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Nate Bargatze’s material is just effortlessly splendid . It sounds so casual and unrehearsed like he could go on an extra hour about some random plane encounter or being the child of a deacon
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When I play music in the dark, I’m immediately transported back to 2001. I am teenage again with a discman and it’s Britney Spears 🤣
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@woj.eth do we still need to renew membership for SC or this is the end of the road ?
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I think Kanye has CTE. He writes exactly like Antonio Brown lately .
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I have friends who hate the woke astrology references so I purposely send them intermittent "Grand rising"s to evoke a reaction
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People were extra pre-internet days man. Kudos to Victor Cheng, consistently writing his base for almost two decades.
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I’ve got dry figs in me fridge . It’s like this fruit can go over 6 months and not go bad. Wonder!
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@sayo what have you been cooking lately?
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Trying to say hello to someone owing you money is always funny and weird. You are just reaching out to say Hi or ask something totally different but they think you are about that money
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I am looking forward to the public holiday on Monday when I would neither think of work nor school and binge all the latest foreign movies here :) https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/08/movies/international-movies-streaming.html
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