Michael Saylor's 21 Rules of ₿itcoin (some are a bit cheesy)
1. Those who understand buy Bitcoin.
2. Those who don't understand criticize Bitcoin.
3. Everyone is against Bitcoin before they support it.
4. You will never stop learning about Bitcoin.
5. Bitcoin is powered by chaos.
6. Bitcoin is the only game in the "casino" where we can all win.
7. Bitcoin is the only thing in the universe that you actually own.
8. Everyone buys Bitcoin at the price they deserve.
9 Only buy Bitcoin with money you can afford to lose.
10. Tickets to escape the "matrix" are priced in Bitcoin.
11. Understanding Bitcoin is only for those who really need to know.
12. All your financial models will be destroyed.
13. The cure for economic ills is the “orange pill” (referring to Bitcoin).
14. Be pro-Bitcoin, not anti-Fiat.
15. Bitcoin is for everyone.
16. Learn to think Bitcoin.
17. You don't change Bitcoin, Bitcoin changes you.
18. Laser eyes protect you from endless lies.
19. Respect Bitcoin, or it will make a fool of you.