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FASHION — Clean Lines and Simple Silhouettes Define Modern Spring Look for SBF and Crew. #TheRug #springfashion
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MARKETS — ETH Hits 3K, HODLers Raptured While World Burns #TheRug
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INVESTIGATION — Who Is Sybil And Why Does She Keep Getting Attacked? #TheRug
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ADVICE — Janet Yellen Consults Ghost of Ben Franklin "Rubbing a $100 bill on her forehead, Yellen smothered the image of Franklin’s face with her pale wrinkles." Read the full article👀👇🍨 https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/treasury-secretary #TheRug #ustreasury
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ETFs — Boomer Parents Now Own More Bitcoin Than Their Kids #TheRug #BitcoinETF
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MARKETS — Bitcoin Crashes to up 123% Year-to-Date Say Media Pundits #TheRug
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ADOPTION — Fartcaster Outperforming Farcaster in Users, Farts #TheRug
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ADOPTION — Fartcaster Outperforming Farcaster in Users, Farts #TheRug
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CULTURE — Solana Observes Its Yearly Downtime
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FINANCE — Bitcoin Stalls as More Suburban Moms Move Net Worth Into Big Dumb Cups
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LAW — Musk's Request to Pay All X Employees in Dogecoin Rejected by Court
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TRENDS — Coworker Becomes Reluctant Crypto Adopter "Charles was on the verge of giving up on ever getting back the twenty-two dollars he had spent paying for Eric’s..." Read the full article👀👇 https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/coworker-becomes-reluctant-crypto-adopter
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SCIENCE — Jupiter Airdrop Controversy Continues, Pluto Still Mad About Not Being a Planet #TheRug #astronomy
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BREAKING — This Disturbing Trend Continues "There just aren't enough animals on Earth. It's not sustainable. This red candle proves it." Read the full article👀👇 https://bit.ly/3OtElj0
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NEWSLETTER — The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #23 🫏 Scientists Warn We'll Run Out of Animals to Memecoin 🎓 SEC Institutes Pump and Dump for Instructional Purposes 👎 Bitcoin ETF Deemed Failure as Investors Not Yet Millionaires 🍨👇 https://bit.ly/3SEFqqp
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BREAKING — Midlife Crisis Resolved With Large Crypto Buy #TheRug
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INFLATION — One Dollar Now Equals 98 Cents
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ART — Angry Airdrop Farmers Throw Soup Cans at Mona Lisa #TheRug
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BREAKING — Brian Armstrong Announces That Coinbase Will Drink the Blood of Its Enemies "THEY WILL TREMBLE AND BEG US FOR MERCY, BUT NO MERCY WILL COME. WE WILL USE OUR BASE CHAIN TO..." Read the full article👀👇 https://bit.ly/3SymfP5
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NONFICTION — Liquidation and You: How to Tell Your Spouse You Lost it All, Again
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