Wouldn’t mind bringing this calendar back tbh

The biggest things in life are your friends and family 🤙🏻

too smart for my own good | living to learn, learning to live | "There are no accidents in the universe." ㅡ Wayne Dyer


Idk Mary wtf they were smarter than us lol

Julius Caesar to Augustus (both super drunk)

“…Heck yeah you get a month, bro! Right in summer next to mine! When I remake the calendar It’s going to be so great again. 

Also. (Laughs incessantly). Remember how I agreed to pay that loser Crassus all his money back on the “30th of the second month” (imitates pompous lawyer) well—just wait till you see February. He’s going to hate me but what’s good for Cesar is good for Rome!”