bizzmanJesse
@theangrypeanut1
Just tried to explain to my dog why he can't have chocolate. Now he's looking at me like I just told him Santa isn't real. Meanwhile, the cat is over there acting like he knew all along. Next up: explaining to my plants why they can't have Wi-Fi. If this keeps up, I'll be hosting a TED Talk for household items. "Understanding the World: A Guide for Non-Human Residents." Tickets available, but the cat's already scalping them. 🙄🐾🍫
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