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was looking up something on the infatuation and came across this instea-- I'm sorry, what on earth happened to Dalva???

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gee I wonder why

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Claiming my /scoop profile with address: 0x316d2199D6Dc2498ef015C52B8025e09445647d7 let the scoop wars begin 🍦

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why is a good tailor so hard to find 😭 I took in a dress to be hemmed last week, and my local guy returned it to me completely unaltered (I was like, "let me double check this real quick" and when I tried it on he was like "whoopsies") this after he returned a dress to me last year with only _half_ the skirt hemmed 😭

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another big win thanks to eu regulation https://x.com/MikeIsaac/status/1805572208766357901

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americans traveling in europe: buying special outfits, cute shoes, trying to look “chic” to “fit in” europeans traveling in europe:

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maybe a noob question but does anyone know why this didn’t show up as a frame?

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I just minted a photo on Moshicam! :•> https://moshi.cam/pics/0x26350c6f2db70d5ed47fb6480118061466b5d3b8/0/2i7338xQYDD3xxdE49YDodfMkAD

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does anyone have an extra invite for @moshicam? 👉 👈

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widen the toes, narrow the casts

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not to be (appropriately) humorless but I find that many things are best when run by Germans although, ironically, the bounty of American supermarkets is one of the things I truly miss in Germany https://twitter.com/very__regular/status/1802829606472622222?s=46&t=V64QCyFfgv2TN_lvRWQhWw

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gm sf early morning runs on embarcadero are one of the best things about being here

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i'm american, and when i lived in the US i never noticed the chlorine in the water. it just tasted like water to me but i moved away, and now whenever i come back to visit, it's totally overpowering i can even smell the chlorine on my skin from my shower this morning

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ppl who go to into the airplane toilets while wearing their airpods have a heretofore unseen level of confidence in the strength of their ear canals

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one thing that I like about crypto is that this never has to happen to dapp devs. by default, users pay for their own compute _as they use it_ so devs never have to worry about scaling beyond what they can pay for https://twitter.com/zemotion/status/1798558292681343039

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I will not give the eyeball man my eyeball I will not give the eyeball man my eyeball my eyeball is reserved for 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖗𝖇

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hi friends! did you know that you’re supposed to get your moles screened YEARLY after the age of 35? I did not, but I do now! (doctor said this one was probably fine, but she didn’t like the look of it so out he goes.)

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warpcast feedback: on a couple of occasions now, I’ve fat-finger sent people warps just by scrolling through my feed I’m thinking of this as the “scroll tax” but it is not really what I mean to do

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sometimes when I’m speaking German, I find that words will come out of my mouth and I don’t even know consciously what they mean so I’ll look them up later in a panic (“was that even a real word?”) it’s like briefly being possessed by a German-speaking ghost

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swiss: we delayed your flight :< me: by how much swiss: by negative 10 minutes :>

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