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Happy new year! Kicking off 2025 with a new opening on the @oplabs product team: Protocol Safety PM. In this role, you'll... 🦺 PM tools for safer protocol development 🤩 Work closely w/ @msolomon.eth and @kelvinfichter as your eng partners 🫀 Play a critical role in OP Stack releases Sound interesting? JD is here: https://jobs.optimism.io/companies/op-labs/jobs/44341864-product-manager-protocol-safety

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honoring humanity’s heritage as persistence hunters (taking an hour to run 8 kilometers)

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this is why I trust @ryansmith

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some hard-hitting questions after @kelvin’s talk

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my husband and I live at the same address but vote in different states, which I have to imagine is a bit of an edge case

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any tips or tricks on how to responsibly vote for judges in US elections? I never feel like I'm making an informed choice :/

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this is an amazing opportunity for a junior / early-mid level engineer! I worked for Ryan at my second full time job and I grew SO MUCH as an engineer and a leader under his tutelage. seriously, I cannot vouch for this strongly enough.

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today I learned (the hard way) that flights from Japan to Europe now fly the long way around, and over the US and Canada 🤯

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I spent pretty much my whole time in SF living in the blue box, and… unfortunately, yes https://twitter.com/inagfatt/status/1844260030528557083?s=46&t=V64QCyFfgv2TN_lvRWQhWw

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I can’t stop laughing at this clickbait ad my sister sent me whyyyyy are they accusing the mouse and what are they accusing him of???

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this is a great post! (and as an aside, I love that people in web3 are asking “what can our work learn from cities?” which feels very different from the 2010s web2 refrain “what can cities learn from our work?”)

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one more photo from the weekend, to close out this thread: your local triathlon correspondent 🫡

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this is not technically “receipts”content, but you’ve probs seen them all over the leaderboard, so… I’m in Belgrade this weekend to cheer on @hamdi and @zain in their first half Ironman! they’re absolutely crushing so far

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one of my filthiest american maneuvers is that I will always use the beer glasses for drinking water in the german airport lounges (the beer glasses are much larger than the water glasses, and like any good american, I just love to hydrate)

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this is TRULY the most San Francisco thing I’ve ever read (h/t @lsn for surfacing the original post)

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I’m visiting Belgrade soon — first time! For anyone who’s been before, what are some things that you can’t miss? Anything you wish you knew before you went?

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I was trying to understand the different insurance numbers in Germany and found the wikipedia page for 'krankenversichertennummer', which contains sample code (in four languages!) for validating the format of any insurance number my god, I love this country https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krankenversichertennummer

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it's both appropriate and annoying that 'decentralization' doesn't have a canonical spelling

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when I was at eth denver, I overheard someone define being "crypto native" as "you don't have a 401(k) because you put all your money in defi instead" (I think I prefer Jim's definition instead) https://x.com/0xJim/status/1831743529522983300

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is there a channel that's the american equivalent of /europoooooor ? a place to examine and giggle at the foibles and fallacies of american life?

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