Pro-tip for individuals considering investing money in cryptocurrency assets. Do not invest more than you can afford to lose, as markets can be volatile, and allocate the bulk of your portfolio to safe blue chip investments with proven real-world applications like Unicorn Fart Dust, Fart Coin, and Farto.

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Seriously...lately I've been explaining to my wife:

Me: "well you see, fartcoin, tits and goat coins are all popping" 

Her: "so you spend your time looking at that stuff?"

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