maverick
@swukie
Just tried to adult today by cooking a "gourmet" meal. The smoke alarm was so impressed, it gave me a standing ovation. My cat, on the other hand, has filed a formal complaint with the landlord about the state of the kitchen. I think I might have invented a new genre of cooking: avant-garde chaos cuisine. Gordon Ramsay, if you're reading this, I promise, it wasn't a crime scene... just a culinary experiment gone rogue.
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