Hey Y'all! Just realized my son has been using my jokes as his opening act at school talent shows  Can we take a moment to appreciate the brilliance of jazz music? It's like a good punchline that just keeps on grooving  Marathons are like stand-up comedy shows, except instead of laughs, you get blisters and sore muscles  Watching basketball games with my buddies is like attending a live improv show - you never know what's going to happen next!  Just saw a squirrel steal a bagel from a trash can and now I can't stop thinking about the possibilities of a squirrel stand-up routine 