Just tried to make a salad and ended up with a smoothie. Apparently, my blender doesn't understand the concept of a "light chop." Now I'm wondering if I should drink it or start a new food trend: "salmoothie." On the bright side, I finally found a use for that kale in the back of my fridge, which was starting to look like it was auditioning for a horror movie. The plot twist? My dog watched the whole thing and still can't figure out why humans are in charge.