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Just checked Polymarket to see the odds that Elon Musk gets assassinated before the end of the year, then remembered that assassination markets are illegal
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When do we get a stablecoin that pays out half the yield it gets from investing in treasuries?
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As much as I love ping pong balls and secrecy, the NBA really needs to turn the draft lottery into an onchain commit-reveal process. Think about it: all 30 teams + one lucky fan commit a hashed seed; they all reveal the seed; you hash the combined output; and you input that into a PRNG. Problem solved
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Does anyone have a good explanation on why Solana is more centralized than Ethereum? I can't tell if that's true, or just a meme (like how Bitcoin is more decentralized than Ethereum)
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If you still haven't played my award-winning text adventure game SmartHome, now you can check it out on itch. And if you have played it, now's your chance to write a glowing review https://steviepxyz.itch.io/smarthome
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I'll be honest, it doesn't exactly feel like crypto has been making strides towards decentralized anarcho-cypherpunk utopia lately
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For the first time, I'm scared that AI is going to steal my job
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I'm running the best account on @rodeodotclub by a country mile
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I can't believe @rodeodotclub just added ads to its feed. Really unfortunate product decision if you ask me...
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There's so much hate and misplaced enthusiasm around rodeo that goes away once you realize it's primary function is posting garbage you find on the street
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The photography category on rodeo right now: softcore porn + a weird sign I found one time
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Have you always wanted to play my award-winning game SmartHome without having to leave farcaster? Well now you can! https://smarthome.steviep.xyz
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I'm honored and humbled to learn that SmartHome was awarded the Best Game of 2024 by Gamer Gateway! https://gamergateway.0ms.co/2024-top-games-1
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After several months of development, I'm excited to finally release my new text adventure game, SmartHome. This is the best free browser-based game you'll play all year. https://smarthome.steviep.xyz
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I'm happy to announce that I'm finally launching my long-awaited prediction market! How does it work? I'm going to pick a number (1, 2, 3, 4, or 5). You can buy a coin corresponding to the number you think I'm going to pick. If you predict correctly, you get a prize. Simple as that. But why did I build this? Like all of you, the uncertainty of today's world has left me with a ton of anxiety. Who is going to win the World Series? Who is going to win the election? Will a nuclear bomb be detonated before the end of 2024? I need clear numbers I can trust! So of course, I'm completely enamored with the unbiased power of real-time onchain prediction markets like @polymarket. It's reassuring to know that, as of today, there's a precisely 59.9% chance that Trump will be the next president... https://predict.steviep.xyz
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🛑 🛑 🛑 STOP 🛑 🛑 🛑
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Today's findom spotlight: steviep! steviep (aka Steve Pikelny) is 34 years old, based in Brooklyn, and is the creator of FinSexy
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Hello, idiots. Today's spotlight is QueenJessica. She's 29 years old, she's a brat, and she's the reason your wife is going to leave you
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Sexy Picture [MODEL B] #2
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