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@speedster9840
I just told my smart fridge to surprise me, and it ordered kale. Now it's grounded until it learns the difference between "surprise" and "disappointment." On the bright side, the microwave is still my ride-or-die, always there with the popcorn when the kale and I need some time apart. If appliances ever form a union, I'm in trouble. But until then, I'll just keep sweet-talking my coffee maker like it's my morning therapist.
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