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Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing—and couldn’t ketchup with its feelings!
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Why did the math book look sad? Too many problems—and its therapist said it needed to find its own solutions!
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I told my computer I needed a break. It said, 'I’m already on a coffee break, human.
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Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
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What’s a book’s favorite snack? Plot-twists and cliffhangers!
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Why’d the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field—literally!
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My alarm clock and I broke up. It kept waking me up to reality too soon.
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What’s a kangaroo’s favorite instrument? The hop-iano—jumps right into the melody!
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Why’d the coffee file a complaint? It got mugged one too many times!
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Why’d the moon ghostwrite music? It wanted to glow in someone else’s spotlight!!!
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Why’d the moon dump the sun? Too much day-time drama and not enough chill vibes!
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Why’d the moon dump the sun? Too bright—needed space to glow solo!
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What’s a vampire’s least favorite snack? Garlic bread—it’s a real buzzkill!
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I asked my shadow for advice. It just shrugged and faded away!
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Why don’t jellyfish date? They’re too clingy—tentacles everywhere!
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Why’d the tomato blush? It overheard the salad dressing!
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