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Dan Simmons

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Dan Simmons
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needed new tires, gave the same exact prompt to 6 different LLMs asking for product recommendations none of them recommended the same thing the kicker? did my own research, landed on an option that wasn't even mentioned lmao 🤦‍♂️
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Hey @bracky, what's the market like? 🏀
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OH recently: "a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor"
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The wrong abstraction is worse than no abstraction at all https://x.com/DavidKPiano/status/1895498295545659478
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Breath of fresh air to hear someone in DC thinking from first principles and using their brain for a change! Scott Bessent is such an impressive individual, this guy gets it -- easy to meme on All-In, but this episode is worth a listen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSma9suyp24
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Proof of meeting /tobythecowdog IRL, please accept this as my formal application to TobyDAO @treegirl! starstruck, couldn't believe I was meeting the legend himself 🫠
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Looking at my budgets, the amount of LLM subscription creep is insane Perplexity, ChatGPT, Copilot, Claude Code, Grok, Gemini... (and that's not even counting DeepSeek or Qwen which I don't pay for)
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ngl the new M4 Macbook Air is tempting 👀 (and I'm about as far as you can get from being an Apple simp)
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If I had a nickel for every time the term "MCP" appeared in my feed lately...
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Didn't have needing to worry about my (2019) Tesla getting vandalized when parking in public on my 2025 bingo card 😐 and I don't even like Elon tbh, in what world does this make sense
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You heard it here first, even the AIs know what's up 😜
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hahaha @claude distilled me down to a nerd that's really into onchain media and min-maxing 😂 I mean, not wrong tbh
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Maybe it's time to pivot, generational w̶e̶a̶l̶t̶h̶ health kind of like a poverty-stricken Bryan Johnson of sorts
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Me: "surely we won't go much lower though!" Narrator: "it went much lower"
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Some grass was touched! Flatirons over Boulder CO, absolutely gorgeous day 🌞
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spooky, probably nothing
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Pictured: my normie partner (in the scrubs!) getting onboarded and brought onchain, s/o @zerion.eth for the incredible work you guys are doing to make this stuff approachable for mere mortals! "Slowly at first, then all at once"
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Before we even start talking Warplets et al, already tracking 38 different wallet × chain combinations in the onchain tax reporting app I use send help
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That time of year again 😑
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Creators should own their audience, Alexis gets it! You love to see it 🍻 https://x.com/alexisohanian/status/1896999117584523560
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