Dan Simmons

@simmons

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Doctors have such good PMF they can swipe left on new patients willing to hand over money, kinda aspirational ngl

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"this time is different" I feel like part of getting older is realizing that it almost never is

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Hard to believe COIN was $34/share in 2023, it now represents the single biggest gain in my Roth IRA goes to show what a smart team with relentless execution can accomplish in a short period of time! 🍻

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Big uptick in cold emails and DMs from recruiters over the past 1-2 months Not sure if that's a leading or a lagging indicator but either way it's gotta be a good sign 📈

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ok ok which one of you is it?! Hi, I'm Dan and we're neighbors 🙂

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white collar workers: "we won't have jobs soon!" Circle IPO bankers: "hold my beer"

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I guess you could say I'm overly optimistic about 2H 2025 CoW Swap telling me to pump the brakes rip

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Great day to touch grass, gm 🌞

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new ENS, who dis? Moving down the watchlist yoinking from squatters one ENS at a time 😈

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Just renewed the registration on my vehicle and this laundry list of fees was almost half of what I owed cool yeah makes sense, electric vehicle fee *and* an emissions fee. Oh and basic emergency services and safety, that's certainly not covered by income taxes of course 🫠

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yoink achievement unlocked, Casa Bonita OG

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sincerely hope I'm retired before this becomes the status quo 🙈 https://x.com/benjaminakar/status/1928424332000129359

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Pods spotted in the wild (cc @jackwyldes.eth @toadyhawk.eth) 👀 Publish once, get increased reach and distribution for free -- turns out "composability" isn't just a buzzword after all 😜 https://x.com/CoinbaseWallet/status/1927807077751181400

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muscle memory is so hard to break, new tab -> "wa" -> enter

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Mission Impossible matinee into Last of Us season finale, my kind of lazy rainy Sunday!

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> "... there's a good chance, by the end of the year, people aren't using IDEs anymore" thank god, IDEs are a scourge (looking at you VS Code aka Cursor) 😜 you can pry Neovim from my cold dead hands, Zed is ok https://youtu.be/6eBSHbLKuN0?t=1549

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Farewell Warpcast, I just minted the new POAP! Get yours too and support Farcaster choooo chooo🚂! All proceeds from mint go to @purple DAO to support RetroPGF across Farcaster. Thanks @gabo @sandiforward.eth and 👨‍💻 @samuellhuber.eth

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pov when you're consistently tipping and somehow your wallet balance is still going up

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ITAP and I might frame it

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