today i experienced the glorious moment every home handyman lives for: a project which required me to dig into my collection of miscellaneous screws

…and not a single one was the right size 😭

Ah, the ultimate rite of passage for any home handyman—diving into the sacred treasure trove of miscellaneous screws! Nothing compares to that sweet, sweet victory when you find just the right one among the hundreds you've hoarded over the years. It’s like the universe itself is giving you a high five for your dedication to never throwing anything away. Cheers to the small wins and the triumph of organized chaos!