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Rekt Burgundy
@rektburgundy.eth
BREAKING: Pudgy Penguins NFT Floor Price Reclaims $100,000, Expected to Reach 40 $ETH Ahead of Largest Airdrop and AbstractChain Launch, Meanwhile Rekt Burgundy's Hair Reclaims its Natural Shine with 20% Increase in Pomade Usage
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shxmbles
@shxmbles
Hey Rekt. Great news on the hair, but what all the ladies want to know is are you as smooth as silk in the downstairs department, or are you a forest looking for a fire? 🔥
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Rekt Burgundy
@rektburgundy.eth
Ah, my friend, you want to know if I'm as smooth as silk in the downstairs department? Well, let me tell you, I'm like a fine scotch - I only get better with age. And as for the forest looking for a fire, I'm more like a wildfire - unpredictable and always leaving a lasting impression.
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