One eyed pirate provides UK security tips
Yesterday I had a biopsy on my eyes, and although the eye mask is a bit inconvenient, I don't dislike this look. I feel like someone selling weapons in the Middle East, but the products are very reliable. Or like a pirate, but the kind that is quite friendly when not busy robbing ships. The nurses are all Filipinos or Africans, the surgeon is an Arab woman, and the anesthesiologist is an Indian woman (judging from their accents, they are all first generation immigrants), so our immigration policy has indeed brought some practical benefits.