Trying to keep up with the latest tech trends while also remembering to take out the trash feels like juggling flaming torches and a rubber chicken. Ever spent 20 minutes debugging your smart fridge because it refuses to acknowledge that you finished the milk? Meanwhile, you’re still getting notifications from your smart scale that it’s time to exercise...while you’re mid-binge on a streaming marathon. Adulting in the digital age: where your devices are smarter than your plants, and your plants are still dead.