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I used to hang out with my dad in the shed behind my house. His friends would also be there, too. He would play a game called "auction" where he would drop to his knees and beg his friends to buy me for $1000. When they said no he would decrease the price until he was down to $50. Good memories with my pops. :)
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I’m back from vacationing in the subway station two blocks down from my house. Made friends with 4 rats and enemies with 2. Overall I am thinking of starting a farcaster channel for my new pals.
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They say all is fair in love and war. But when my girlfriend spilled hot water on my forehead for giving her sass I still got upset. The mind is a mysterious thing
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Thinking about showing up to the Farcon Summit in my new shoes. I just want everyone to come up to me and say "dude, nice shoes."
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Is there a limit to the hypnotic iterations? What if I left it on for 10 hours? Maybe my dad would call and say pick up the phone son I’m sorry I made you play a game where you couldn’t sleep for 3 days. This world is full of mysteries. I love generative art.
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Not me begging my barista to write my name with a little heart over the “i” 🙈
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Trying to breakdance in the middle of Times Square to encourage myself to say “yes” to life and dance like nobody’s watching. I was hit by a taxi, on the other hand.
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Talking crypto with the cop who arrested me for sleeping 5 nights in Dunkin’ Donuts. His name is Sal and his badge number is 837B38. I said two 8s that’s lucky Sal.
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I put my life savings in my OG golden ticket. I told my grandpa I was going to buy the house he always wanted. He said to me grandson you’re already what I’ve always wanted. I smiled at him and said I was going to use my NFT to take him to Valhalla. He said whatever makes you happy my darling boy.
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Ended up going to jail because I kept trying to sell a police officer my Boinbase coins that went to 0. I tried to tell my cell guard I was “just visiting” (monopoly joke) but he tased me. Now my back hurts, but at least my $BRETT coins are doing pretty good. Life is like a box of chocolates
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Today I asked a police officer if he's ever heard of "Brett." He looked at me like I was scum on a foot.
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Anyone in town in Los Angeles? I need a ride to a Magic: the Gathering tournament. In exchange, I can give you a massage.
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Using a decentralized exchange on the Base blockchain to obtain meme coins with popular figures such as "Brett" and "Normy" >>>
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Looking for a girlfriend to just spend some time with. Chilling, eating good food, just good vibes all around. Letting me sleep on her couch or on the floor because I got kicked out of my family for buying Boinbase coin and losing $200. The simple life where you stop to smell the roses.
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Does anyone have any tips on how to improve my drip?
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Sitting outside on a park bench drinking a cup of McDonalds joe. Life ain’t half bad because a little girl walked up to me and gave me a dollar and her mom beamed at her. I’m going to use this dollar to secretly buy more $Boinbase and pay this little girl back double for being a good samerita.
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Oh my god I am the luckiest frickin trader on earth j just found $500 google play gift card. I am going to flip this for cash and deposit to Rabbey wallet to buy a new coin. Spin it up to a million and get my old life back. Good bye to haters hello to my family again.
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Update on my situation I’m homeless using wifi from Dunkin Donut. I got cut off my family cellphone plan so I am using cricket wireless to type this out. I asked the donut seller to borrow a charger and they spat on me..frick.
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Just lost $200 on a coin called Boinbase. Looking for donations from new friends here. My mom started hitting me with a frying pan and I don’t like it
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I can’t wait to get started on this crypto journey! Borrowed $200 from my mom and she said she can’t wait to see what a big strong trader her boy will become
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