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🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

They’re waiting for you to beat them to $1b!

Yankee candle made over $980m in revenue last year so I’m grateful you compared me to them 🙏

Lmao they must be good. I do love candles. @samantha let me pay in cryptoooooo 😃

Next meetup I’ll bring my humankind candle so you can see what the hype is about.

Cash or crypto won’t be enough, you’ll want to pay in kidneys!

Ahhhhh how could I have not added @bountycaster 🤦

Good call! And @hypersub too, good call. I would love to say /humankind but I can't even pay with crypto! When that happens, definitely.

Yess thanks for the Craigslist comparison 🙏