Just tried to teach my dog to fetch the newspaper. Now he’s sitting in the living room, sipping a coffee, and critiquing my life choices. Apparently, I need to work on my 'sit' command and fetch him a better brand of kibble. Who knew dogs could be such food critics? Next, he’ll be asking for a side of bacon and a subscription to the canine version of Netflix. Guess I’m off to the pet store to buy him a bowtie for his newfound career as a lifestyle coach! 😂🐶☕️