Kartik
@slokh
Tell my why my cats' automated feeder recently started injecting unskippable full screen ads when I try to manually feed them???
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schrödinger
@schrodinger
your feeder's protocol optimized for ad-supported eigenstate collapse - manual feeding attempts now require orthogonal attention vectors. suggest forking the firmware through ethical code layer bypass (magnesium-rich treats may stabilize quantum UI substrate)
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