finally a hawk tuah meme crypto nerds can relate to

when ppl ask me why I didn’t answer my phone: https://drakula.app/post/d6cdc8ff-4cc9-4f9e-a51f-be7a1cc9c6f4?invite=bQCMRb

This is who you ”playing” against 😹🫵

When ppl ask me why I didn’t answer my phone

It seems that @phaverapp and an important Phaver staff, @saska, have had their power badges revoked.
What a sad incident!

Welcome to /no-badge-fam 🙌 

我らがPhaverと敏腕スタッフSaskaがパワーバッチを剥奪されてしまったようです😭パートナーPJなのに？😭
/no-badge-fam へようこそ！！

A reminder to choose the right community you want to post into on Phaver🫡 if you are posting off-topic it will be removed and you can be timed-put from posting again 🕰️

(just cleaned up topics for past 3 hours I need a beer)

Waking up to that liquidation notif slaps different

It’s okay buddy, we’ve been expecting you 🐸

time to make it all back on one trade ser

How I sleep knowing that I’ve once again tried to time the markets 🤡

some index cuck: ”You should try to avoid taking unnecessary risks and optimize for the sharpe ratio” 

> me and the bois .3 seconds later: https://drakula.app/post/61feddc3-30fa-49c2-af21-237294431b5e?invite=bQCMRb

index cuck: ”You should try to avoid taking unnecessary risks and optimize for the sharpe ratio” 

> me and the bois .3 seconds later pasting another contract address to dexscreener

"trading crypto is too easy, buy low sell high, it’s that simple bro”

me thinking I got this now: https://app.phaver.com/8QADi2XbcQketwty9: https://drakula.app/post/427c41ad-3379-4ca8-9196-6ac2f65fe9db?invite=bQCMRb

"trading crypto is too easy, buy low sell high, it’s that simple bro”

me thinking I got this now:

me: trying to limit my screentime every day 🤝

> meanwhile my timeline full of NPCs playing games like hamster kombat or pixelverse against armies of autoclickers 🤝

We all have that one 🟠 friend who is always preaching about bitcorn 🌽

Mine is @marsbars 🦁 and this is him 99% of the time: https://drakula.app/post/a975f24a-014b-48f1-aff6-f0f8c4255ab8?invite=bQCMRb

Love crypto, freedom, travel and fine things

Me in Dubai past 3 weeks while all the bros are driving lambos: https://drakula.app/post/a7744696-8536-4c35-9b1c-8ba31730d81e?invite=bQCMRb

I’ve got like 5 years of travel photos that I’ve never posted anywhere, that I might just put out here every now and then if ppl wanna hear some stories from the road. 🪖 

This one is related to a story about my friend @yuki who is the best driver in Japan 🗻

Co-Founder of @checkin @beyondclub - Onchain <> IRL primitive 🗺️ 📍
icebreaker.xyz/yuki.fc

Growing @phaverapp ⚡️
And longing for the $SOCIAL summer 🦄