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Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.
“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.
/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!”
But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”
As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”
/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?! WE'RE WAITING!!"
With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out:
“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid! Via limit orders!”
/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”
As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:
“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"
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