Announcing: The FartCandle for FartCon! 

The worse smelling, most plastic, chemical candle you’ll ever own! Microplastics guaranteed! If you don’t have microplastics in your nutsack or breast tissue by day 7, we’ll give you a 100% refund!

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

Are we gonna be able to buy for candles at FarCon during the venue?

Yes but they’re limited edition, cuz I only have a certain number of 💨s available

I just decided to do my own side event instead!

Btw, how did you manage to get into the merch booth venue? 😅
Was there a place to apply?