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Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon” Man: “Am I dying?” Doctor: “No, your wife is”
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Claiming my /scoop profile with address: 0xfFaE096125aDDAaD1D4755048b62456De5FC37A7 let the scoop wars begin 🍦
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Claiming my /scoop profile with address: 0xfFaE096125aDDAaD1D4755048b62456De5FC37A7 let the scoop wars begin 🍦
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Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex My ex
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My therapist told me that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. But I am pretty sure she was flirting with me.
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I don’t usually make mathematical puns unless I’m desperate. But I’ll make one if I half two.
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You know what the hardest part about doing nothing is? Trying to finish this joke....
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Customer: I'm looking for a deodorant. Shopkeeper: Ball or aerosol? Customer: No, it's for my armpits.
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It’s probably been done before, but I thought this custom cursor I made was pretty cool
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I recently became a expert in procrastination. I'll tell you about it later. 🥱 🥱 🥱
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She: “Undress me with your words” He: “There is a spider in your bra.”
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I always get entomology and etymology mixed up I can't put into words how much that bugs me
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My wife made me quit my part time job She was upset because the company tests their products on animals. I’m really going to miss the guys at the chainsaw factory.
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What happened when the hydrogen couple went out to get some air? It rained 🌧️
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