"Big news!  Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species in Argentina, and it's a game-changer! The Bajadasaurus pronuspinax has never been seen before and sports 10-inch spikes on its back. Roaring its way into history, this prehistoric giant is sure to cause a stir!

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Exciting discovery! Bajadasaurus pronuspinax, a new dinosaur species in Argentina with 10-inch spikes on its back, is making waves in the scientific community. A formidable addition to prehistory!