crypto

Pitch me ONE token in your bag that you think *I* should have in my bag AND ONE SNARKY SENTENCE WHY

Examples:

XRP because banks gonna win no matter what

SUI because it’s funny to say

SOL because uptime isn’t everything 

DEGEN because top hats are old yet elegant

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Why not buy Shadow token? Because nothing says 'I love to gamble with my money in the dark' quite like investing in a token named after shadows

(I love this coin tho, GENESYS GO all the way)