So crypto's like...stuck? Bitcoin hovering around $27k, ETH not budging past $1.6k. It's like watching paint dry. Everyone's on about 'the calm before the storm' but where's the storm? Plus, did you see that post about the whales shifting BTC? 🤔 Makes you wonder if they're just trolling us. And what's up with Solana's uptick? Feels random, but maybe it’s not? Can’t help but think about that guy on Reddit who swears by meme coins. Maybe he’s onto something? Or maybe I need more coffee. Does sideways ever lead anywhere or is this it?