low and behold 

here's a press release about 3 teams of 2 working on what they should be working on and somehow it's so fucking revolutionary that they're doing this that needed an announcement

i really miss when Ethereum and MakerDAO were cool, sane and at the edge

and i feel old for saying that because that ended 5 years ago

Announcing Protocol

https://blog.ethereum.org/2025/06/02/announcing-protocol

consumer crypto used to be called "NFT"
you guys are too young to remember

spotlight

Introducing $PROCOIN, the community-led governance token for Farcaster Pro users.

All 10k NFT holders are eligible for an airdrop.

But there’s a twist.

**The token will be untransferable until 500 Pro users claim.**

In order to get a mandate as a community token, we need broad support.

To claim, quotecast this post with the text “Ratifying @procoin governance”

All 10k NFT holders are eligible, but the first 500 claimers will receive ~5x the allocation.

Ratifying @procoin governance bullshit coin
we def need another coin
def a throwback to 2020 defi governance bullshit 
ran domero arguing with himself under 25 different anon handles on governance forums coming to a schizeria near you

Farcaster Pro Community Governance | $PRO 0xF65C3c30dd36b508E29a538B79b21e9b9E504E6C

farpcaster feels lively again

who knew all we had to do was to make everyone pay $120/year to get them excited

Farcaster Pro update

10,000 sold out in less than 6 hours!

you fucks are going to put the NFT # in your bios aren't you?

politics

What do we think about Macron getting stuffed in the face by Bridgette?

there's soooo much more than you think going on in that relationship

Brigitte was Macron's teacher when he was 15 (she was 40 and married)
they were having an affair when Macron was 16 (Brigitte still married)

VB may have all the dik riders, but Rando has all the farcastoor ladies

Lots of people pointed out that Vitalik asked Ran Domero, not Dan Romero to consider selling. 

Thats not the point bros

A crypto founder should not have the word "SELL" in their lexicon. 

As justin sun has so famously said - "buy my shitcoin"

if your best come back is “sell my coin” maybe your dick went limp long time ago

@randomerror.eth the ladies of fc are begging you to log in

https://warpcast.com/vitalik.eth/0xa94125c0

it’s hard for me to understand this point of view as a bitcoiner. we already had this battle and the side of the fork that sacrificed network fundamentals (verifiability, decentralization) in order to prioritize the business model of startups was relegated to the dustbin of history (remembered as “Bitcoin Cash”). 

but i think this is a harder question for other chains because they aren’t competing to be the “Phial of Galadriel” and instead need to strike a balance between UX and decentralization for smart contracting. i don’t have the answer but it will likely be different for every chain and speaks to its fundamental nature.

surgeon, technologist, writer, humanist. read.pourteaux.xyz 

i was there for the blocksize wars
btc side was also able to sell the story of BTC the store of value and not the 'payment rail' medium of exchange

you can't simultanously be the world computer and have inaccessible compute
the world won't be able to run its compute on you 
simple as that

the difference between BTC Maxis and Ethereum Foundation Retardation is that the maxis somehow sold their narrative up and pumped the price 

EFR has made the chain useless AND can't sell the narrative 
i'd be happy with one of the two

the difference between BTC Maxis and Ethereum Foundation Retardation is that the maxis somehow sold their narrative up and pumped the price 

EFR has made the chain useless AND can't sell the narrative 
i'd be happy with one of the two
https://warpcast.com/randomerror.eth/0x9ae962e0

how lucky are we to live through the singularity

born too late to explore the Earth, 
born too early to explore space,

born right on fucking time to get hit by singularity

brypto

LAAAAAAAAAADIEEEEEEEES


@nd10 @esteez.eth @catch0x22.eth @tako-unik @bonescruffy @pauline-unik @caitcavell @0ffline and the rest of the ladies :)

i did tip the ladies yesterday 
and was not prompted to share that with these screenshots

what the fuck wojtek @woj.eth

--> Cast in /itookaphoto

PSA

We’re a US-based company. 

We have to follow financial regulations. 

This means 1) there are certain countries we cannot provide financial services to and 2) >$600 a year requires everyone to complete a W8 / W9 if they want to continue to receive payments from us.

If you would prefer not to provide that, that’s OK. But we can’t pay you.

PSA

if you think you are entitled to rewards
or anything else

go fuck yourself 

and post the pictures in /itap

what a fucking bitch ass this guy is 
i'm not even going to tag him

Farcaster

apparently receiving warpcast rewards is “free money” lmfao this aint an airdrop my guy

we are the ones populating this network and driving activity

and i appreciate what @dwr.eth @v etc are building more than i can describe in a cast

but having to keep tabs on dcs from ted to do compliance is not it

WARPCAST REWARDS IS MY OWN FUCKING MONEY THAT MERKLE IS SIMPLY HOLDING ONTO FOR ME 

HOW DARE THEY EXPECT ME TO LOOK INTO MY DCs TO RECEIVE IT

I AM ENTITLED TO THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING YOU ASSHATS