someone-build

the matcha.xyz / 0x API of thirst traps 

as a mini app

who controls the major foundational models?

ChatGPT: Emperor Palpatine

Claude: EA Mob (SBF et al)

Gemini: Woke Mob OR Larry and Sergey (no one actually knows which)

DeepSeek: actual communists  

Llama: jiu jitsu guy that just wants to be accepted and loved

hard to not root for zuck

This Friday we are launching the Thirst Leaderboard 


$70,000 of VC money for the most trapped Farpcasters

I wish I was doxed so I could post thirst trap too 😔

we should tokenize AI researchers and let the gods trade them on an AMM

still day 1

we need more thirst trap videos on the feed

y'all are just fucking haters 

we work hard to deliver thirst trap: y'all hating on thirst trap

we work hard to deliver stonks onchain: y'all fucking hate

@0xballoonlover has turned into a cynicism hipster dick measuring contest amongst the anonimity set

Base is the best thing that happened to Ethereum since WBTC

it only takes 24 taps and 5 minutes to buy a coffee with USDC 

day 1 my ass
day fucking zero

Everything in crypto is a function of pump 

If BTC outperforms because of saylor, it invalidates proof of stake

If Base outperforms zksync, it invalidates ZK

If solana pumps, SVM is better than EVM 

pump = truly revolutionary technology 🧠🍄

old people start calling their entire family as soon as the plane lands 

i love it

just met ran domero. craziest doxx moment ive ever experienced

Ran Domero

@randomerror.eth